I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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