and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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