good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Come on in and take your pants off
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