so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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