So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
