I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
wow bdsm is so cute
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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