Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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