also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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