Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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