using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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