ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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