i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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