i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He better not be in your backpack
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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