I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
whose ass print is on the piano?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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