There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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