So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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