I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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