so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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