Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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