My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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