Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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