I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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