he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
What a dumb baby whore.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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