HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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