but the lizard people decide everything anyway
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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