I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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