he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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