she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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