the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
well you can't waste a boner
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
