TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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