I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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