Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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