He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I party with great urgency now.
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