I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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