On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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