you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
