its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm sobbing to NWA
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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