yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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