It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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