I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My pussy is not your playground.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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