1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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