Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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