Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Sober January is a disaster.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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