I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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