Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm too high and old for this...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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