i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the condom got lost in my hair
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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