It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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