I'm gonna have a badass scar
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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