I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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