Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
operation harelip BJ is a go
It's just like the Real World with babies
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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