if you like me you must not know who I am
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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