Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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