: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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