He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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