I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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