And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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