how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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